Here on Beer Captain we absolutely love a good beer quote or quotes about other alcoholic drinks.
Here are some of our favorite beer quotes. Hope you like them – enjoy :)
Beer – drink all you want, they’ll make more!
I’ve never been thrown out of a pub, but I’ve fallen into quite a few. (Benny Bellamacina)
Never miss a party… Good for the nerves – like celery. (F. Scott Fitzgerald)
Fell in love with a beautiful blonde once. Drove me to drink. And I never had the decency to thank her. (W. C. Fields)
Good people drink good beer. (Hunter S. Thompson)
If you can make it down to the pub, the pub will make it up to you. (Benny Bellamacina)
Drinking just to get drunk is like having sex just to get pregnant. (Robert Hess)
Unlike beer, love doesn’t taste as good when it’s Cold.
Beer is not the answer. Beer is the question, and the answer is YES!
The best beer in the World is the open bottle in your hand!
Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities may produce all the effect of drunkenness. (Oscar Wilde)
Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy! (Warren Ellis)
Beer is the answer… But I can’t remember the question…
Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough, you can neither drive nor shut the hell up!
Many people die of thirst, but the Irish are born with one. (Spike Milligan)
I don’t have a drinking problem ‘cept when I can’t get a drink. (Tom Waits)
Write drunk… Edit sober! (Ernest Hemingway)
BEER – it always tricks you into thinking that you’re a good dancer.
Did you know that 6-8 beers per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit?
I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of Jack Daniel’s. (Darynda Jones)
Wine is not a magic serum og truth. It just silences that smart Little voice in your head which advises against saying some dumb shit. (David A. Fearnhead)
All the best pubs are build on a hill, so you can slope in and roll out. (Benny Bellamacina)
A small beer is better than a big thank you!
I will never, ever drink whiskey Again. From now on, it’s strictly sherry. (Libba Bray)
Give me a woman who loves beer, and I will conquer the World. (Kaiser Wilhelm)
Beer doesn’t have a lot of vitamines – that’s why you need to drink a lot of it!
Glasses are for people that sip instead of drink. (Kari Starr)
Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol…
Non alcoholic beer is like watching porn blindfolded.
Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer. (W. C. Fields)
If I saved all the Money I spend on beer, I’d spend it on beer. (Earl Dibbles Jr.)
I Cook with wine, somtimes I even ad it to the food. (W. C. Fields)
Religion is a non-alcoholic man’s alcohol. Alcohol is a non-religious man’s religion. (Mokokoma Mokhonoana)
The sacred pint alone can unbind the tongue. (James Joyce)
A lady came up to me one day and said ‘Sir! You are drunk’, to which I replied ‘ I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly’. (Winston S. Churchill)
Wine – a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy. (Benjamin Franklin)
On Victory, you derserve a beer. On defeat you need it. (Napoleon)
99% of all problems can be solved by Money. And for the other 1% there’s alcohol. (Quentin R. Bufogle)
Too much of anything is bad, but too much champagne is just right. (F. Scott Fitzgerald)
My New Years resolution is to enjoy watching everyone fail at their New Year resolution… And drink a lot!
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in Water there is bacteria… (Benjamin Franklin)
What do a pregnant woman, frozen beer and burned pizza have in common? An idiot WHO forgot to take it out in time.
I’ll drink responsibly when there’s a beer called “Responsibly”!